Men are so fuckin weak dude I swear. Women are out there grindin like nothing’s wrong while bleeding out of their vaginas 7 days a month, cramps so bad we can barely function, pushing a human out of our hoohas, taking pills that fuck with our horomones just so you can hit it raw and you have the damn nerve to judge the size of our hips that have birthed the civilizations of the world like they were made to be admired by you? No. Next time you get flicked in the balls I don’t wanna hear u talk about how it’s so much harder being a man. Damn. Shout out to women. Don’t let men tell you shit.
FACT OF THE DAY: the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it. that’s the only reason.
what if you bring a second shovel that you put in the fridge beforehand to make it cold
that video of that dude making his girl walk around naked in NYC cause he caught her sending nudes to other dudes is disturbing and what’s wild is people in the comment sections will swear up and down that being done dirty in a relationship gives them the right to be abusive smh. i dunno why its so hard for ppl to grasp that if you find out your partner is a dickhead you just hit the eject button swiftly instead of all this fuckery but alas